Reasons why I’m still awesome, even with a haircut #7

I had my dreads for 6 years. In that time, I never once washed them with shampoo.

My hair is shorter, but my dirty secret is that I still don't really wash it … I've washed it like twice since january. After 6 years of non washing, that makes sense … but somehow, I'm sure people think that short hair without shampoo is somehow worse … i don't know.

But anyway; if you don't wash your hair, the oils in your hair neutralise, and it doesn't go all mung. Seriously – it's true. If you don't believe me, then ok; but face it, I am speaking from experience – what about you? Yeah … Thought so. Awesome.

Shampoo is a thinly veiled reason for the US to take more of our money to finance their war on terror … or something.

Anyway.

Don't believe the lies …

Here is my poem:

"There was a man
his name was cal
he did not wash his hair

for 7 years
he got to spend
his shampoo money on beer"

haha! suckers …