Cal’s 3rd law of hotness.

After extensive statistical research, I have arrived at the following conclusion.

n(H) = 10k – t

Briefly stated it is:
– Let H be 'I see a nug chick'
- Let t be the time, in minutes, that you spend on your personal appearance when you get up in the morning.
- Let k be your own personal hotness constant.

Assuming that k is between 1-10, and that t < 10 (because, seriously, any guy that spends more than 10 mins looking in the mirror every morning should not be here looking at my blog … stay away from my flickr photo's, ya hear?!  Back away!  Slowly!)

Therefore, the less time you spend on your personal appearance, the more chance you have of seeing a nug chick.

Today, after sleeping at 7am for two days in a row, I finally left the hostel to hand in my assignment. Maybe I was just over tired, but it really seemed like the world was looking mighty fine.

Typically, I needed to borrow someone's photocopying card (in exchange for my $2); the only person in sight was a very friendly (and attractive) young lady.

She was happy to help … unfortunately, her first reaction was probably more along the lines of:

"What-is-that-smell?-Probably-That-Guy-who-hasn't-shaved-in-a-week-and-BTW what's-with-the-hair?"

So.

Guys, in life we all have to make an unpalatable decision.

In poetry:

Do I look good,
when there are no ladies in the hood?
Or, messy as can be
When I am assured of plentiful eye candy?

PS – Where are the first two laws of hotness? Well, I didn't want to startle our younger viewers…